Blah!I was born in a messed up centuryMy favorite flavored sweets are raspberry amphetaminesI bought a car, Beretta age sixteenI brush my teeth with bleach'Cause I ain't got time for cavitiesMy daddy put a gun to my headSaid if you kiss a boy, I'm gonna shoot you deadSo I tied him up with gaffer tape and I locked him in a shedThen I went out to the garden and I fucked my best friend'Cause my high hopes are getting lowBecause these people are so oldThe way they think about it allIf I tried, I would never knowMy high hopes are getting lowBut I know I'll never be aloneIt's alright, we'll survive'Cause parents ain't always rightDrop a toaster in my bath, watch my mum and dad laughSee a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never hadThey told me casual affection leads to sexual infectionBut it's hard to get an erection when you're so used to rejectionYeah, the teacher fucked the preacher, but then he had to leave herHad to wash away the sins of a male cheerleader"Hi! Nice to meet ya, " got nothing to believe inSo let me know when my breathing stops'Cause my high hopes are getting lowBecause these people are so oldThe way they think about it allIf I tried, I would never knowMy high hopes are getting lowBut I know I'll never be aloneIt's alright, we'll survive'Cause parents ain't always rightTick, tock, stop the clockBecause I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shotTick, tock, stop the clockBecause I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shotMy high hopes are getting lowBecause these people are so oldThe way they think about it allIf I tried, I would never knowMy high hopes are getting lowBut I know I'll never be aloneIt's alright, we'll survive'Cause parents ain't always right