[Verse 1]I still remember, third of December, me in your sweaterYou said it looked better on me than it did youOnly if you knew, how much I liked youBut I watched your eyes as she[Pre-Chorus]Walks byWhat a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue skyShe's got you mesmerized while I die[Chorus]Why would you ever kiss me?I'm not even half as prettyYou gave her your sweater, it's just polyesterBut you like her betterI wish I were Heather[Verse 2]Watch as she stands with her, holding your handPut your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colderBut how could I hate her? She's such an angelBut then again, kinda wish she were dead as she[Pre-Chorus]Walks byWhat a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue skyShe's got you mesmerized while I die[Chorus]Why would you ever kiss me?I'm not even half as prettyYou gave her your sweater, it's just polyesterBut you like her betterI wish I were Heather[Bridge]Oh, I wish I were HeatherOh, oh, oh[Chorus]Why would you ever kiss me?I'm not even half as prettyYou gave her your sweater, it's just polyesterBut you like her betterI wish I were Heather